Everybody Dance Now

This article I found on the sympatico entertainment news may explain that horrible, horrible scene in Matrix: Reloaded that my room-mate has still not stopped joking about. You know; the orgy/rave/Much Video dance party in the city of the free people? Yeahhhhh. About that.

The Matrix Transitions

Larry and Andy Wachowski, who spearheaded the awesome right into The Matrix, probably shouldn't have started their professional careers as The Wachowski Brothers. Larry has now transitioned into a woman named Lana. Congratulations are in order that she showed some restraint and didn't go for something totally dorky like Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Wachowski. The blog D-Listed reports that Lana split from her wife of ten years in 2002, during filming of those unfortunate Matrix sequels, and shacked up with a dominatrix. The hot rumour going says she will speak to Dateline NBC about being pretty much the only transgendered director who gets to work with a budget. She's currently directing the Speed Racer movie with Andy. Way to be, Lana, way to be.

Bad Medicine

I thought doctors were supposed to be intelligent. I thought specialists were supposed to MENSA smart when it came to their respective fields. So how is it that a lung specialist - who is claiming that it's possible microwavable popcorn causes lung disease - releases a statement like this?

"We cannot be sure that this patient's exposure to butter flavored microwave popcorn from daily heavy preparation has caused his lung disease," cautioned Dr. Cecile Rose. "However, we have no other plausible explanation."

Right.

Isn't that like saying, "We cannot be sure that Stephen shit his pants, but we have no other explanation for the large, brown, skid-like stain, offensive odour or small pieces of excrement in his underwear."

I'm going to call Telehealth Canada and ask about Stephen's problem.