Everybody Dance Now

This article I found on the sympatico entertainment news may explain that horrible, horrible scene in Matrix: Reloaded that my room-mate has still not stopped joking about. You know; the orgy/rave/Much Video dance party in the city of the free people? Yeahhhhh. About that.

The Matrix Transitions

Larry and Andy Wachowski, who spearheaded the awesome right into The Matrix, probably shouldn't have started their professional careers as The Wachowski Brothers. Larry has now transitioned into a woman named Lana. Congratulations are in order that she showed some restraint and didn't go for something totally dorky like Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Wachowski. The blog D-Listed reports that Lana split from her wife of ten years in 2002, during filming of those unfortunate Matrix sequels, and shacked up with a dominatrix. The hot rumour going says she will speak to Dateline NBC about being pretty much the only transgendered director who gets to work with a budget. She's currently directing the Speed Racer movie with Andy. Way to be, Lana, way to be.