No Questions Asked

Sometimes the old adages prove their mettle and I have to say this is such an instance. I couldn't describe the ridiculousness of this poster if I had 2000 words.

It's the line at the bottom that almost made me fall into the street laughing. Perhaps I'm naive. Perhaps I don't know the street value of a parrot on the black market today. Perhaps I'm unaware of a whole, perverted branch of fetishes that involve parrots and complex human anatomy. Or maybe people are just crazy.

*Note: An asterisk always weighs the sentence that follows with a certain gravity and poignancy.